Seriously Sick Jokes: The Most Disgusting, Filthy, Offensive Jokes from the Vile, Obscene, Disturbed Minds of B3ta.com, Paperback

ABSOLUTELY TWISTED
SERIOUSLY DISTURBING
DOWNRIGHT WRONG

→What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

→What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea.

→What's pink, black and has 17 nipples?

The trash can behind the cancer ward.

→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

→Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?

It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

About the Author:

Rob Manuel is co-founded B3ta.com, a highly successful online community of people sharing sick jokes, twisted cartoons and irreverent animation. He takes great proud in the London Guardian's review describing the site as a "puerile digital arts community." He lives in North London.